Feline Warrior

According to an email I received, men may find themselves in competition with their own sperm for a woman’s love.

The email’s subject line reads With Spermamax she will love your sperm more than you, but the message itself does not make clear if it is referring to sperm as a whole or individual sperm.

If the advertised product, Spermamax, has the ability to create a love relationship between each and every sperm that a man produces and a woman, this writer predicts an ugly path of lawsuits ahead.

What with the climate created in large part by the FBI-listed polygamist Warren Jeffs, fears nationwide could shoot to alarming levels if Spermamax becomes the consumer hit its makers hope it will. According to Men’s Health over at About.com, 50 million sperm are discharged during just one ejaculation in a normal healthy male!

The challenges for men in this regard are almost too frightening to ponder. The idea of women being suddenly compelled to work their ways through multiple love relationships with potentially millions of sperm… well, I think you can see why I am so very concerned.

Please, please - do not purchase Spermamax! The dangers it poses to the delicate love relationship/eco-system might be irreversible!