why can’t I love Maroon 5?
They’re everywhere on TV these days. All over the radio.Girls love ‘em, guys think they’re cool. Hell, Steven told me today that his motorcycle people love Maroon 5.
I can’t even get close to it. It seems like a formula band. I can’t sense any heart, soul, nothin’. It’s some dudes with nice shoes, snappy suits and at least one really ridiculous hairdo. A strained voice over -thank God- some occasionally interesting grooves.
Which of these definitions do you think applies?
Bah.